GOP Candidate Speaks About Shoes and Poop.
July 23, 2010 Leave a comment
Why should you vote for Ken Buck, leading Republican candidate for the Colorado Senate race?
Because he doesn’t wear high heels.
Why shouldn’t you vote for Ken Buck?
Because he’s sexist.
Good lord. I’m not sure where to start with this one. His rival, former Lieutenant Governor Jane Norton, made reference to her wearing high heels sometime during her campaign, and ran an ad telling Buck to “be man enough” to use his own funds to run his campaign. Buck thought this would be an appropriate response.
Hey, she brought gender into it! That means it’s okay to degenerate her (and all other women) based on gender! Well, okay then.
I’m not even going to go into his tirade about his cowboy boots and the difference between real bullshit and Washington bullshit. It speaks for itself.
In summary: Colorado Senate candidate talks about stupid girlie shoes, awesome cowboy boots, and poop.
I thought we were all grown ups, trying to decide who to elect to a political office. My bad. Turns out we’re all just children on a playground.
Watch out in this game of tag, Buck! We’ve got cooties.